I want a love that comes easy, and a woman that comes real hard
Now baby don't you tease me, I said, that'll take much too long
I must admit my mind was moving just a little bit too fast, my eyes too slow
I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go

Caught red-handed, with my arm in the cookie jar
Caught red-handed, I thought I saw, I'd never get far with you, no, no, no.

Now I must admit that you're just about the finest thing these eyes have seen
So please excuse me baby, I didn't mean to be obscene
But before you go walking out that door, don't you judge,
Because you dragged my mind through the gutter, 
Dragged my heart through the sludge

Caught red-handed, with my arm in the cookie jar
Caught red-handed, I thought, I saw, I figured I would
Never get far with you.